oneatari

a short conversation about how the mental battles of a man and his penis can prove to be quite difficult all to often.

JesusVersion1: it sucks when you really like a girl
JesusVersion1: and you're cuddling with her
JesusVersion1: and you're really enjoying the moment
JesusVersion1: and little sean wants to show his appriciation for the moment too..
JesusVersion1: it just sucks when i want to cuddle with a girl, and i dont want sex
JesusVersion1: but then theres little sean
britni: haha
JesusVersion1: like "heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeeeeey"
JesusVersion1: "whats going on up there?"
britni: LMAO
JesusVersion1: "can i join in?"
JesusVersion1: NO
JesusVersion1: "wtf why not!" "i feel pressure!"
JesusVersion1: "coooommmmmeeeoooooooooonnnnnnn! pleeeeeeease!"
britni: hahaha
britni: omg haha
JesusVersion1: and then a mental battle between me and my six inches of glory commences
JesusVersion1: its like "hey sean, you know what you need to do?"
JesusVersion1: whats that penis?
britni: poke her!
JesusVersion1: "you need to accidently GRRRRRRIIIIIIIIND up against her"
JesusVersion1: "you know, show her that im in the game ready to be tagged in"
JesusVersion1: "plus it feels great! come on!"
JesusVersion1: i dunno penis
JesusVersion1: "pleeeeease?"
JesusVersion1: no i really like her
JesusVersion1: "i like her too man! and i wanna show her just how much i like her!"
JesusVersion1: i dont think we should
JesusVersion1: "come on! dont be a pussy!"
JesusVersion1: its a battle
JesusVersion1: pretty soon, im arming myself with shield and sword
JesusVersion1: he's putting on his little sword and viking helmet
JesusVersion1: and its a battle of the wills
britni: LMAO