jump to 96: im a strapping young lad, and my cousin kristen is half a year older than me. her brother is half a year older than my brother. with stats like that, we usually ended up getting compared to.
jump to her parents sending them out to my house every summer: after being couped up with your cousins, tensions build. of course, im chub-tastic, so what does kristen do? pokes fun at me.
jump to my being insecure and hating her for the next 9 years: only small casual chat is made, even when our grandmother is dying in front of both of us.
now take one last jump to 2 days ago when Kristen found me out of the middle of fucking no where on myspace.com: we ended up chatting with eachother over aim, and it turns out over the past 10 years, we've turned out almost exactly the same.
my cousin bought me fucking porn.
im so telling on you kristen!
jump to her parents sending them out to my house every summer: after being couped up with your cousins, tensions build. of course, im chub-tastic, so what does kristen do? pokes fun at me.
jump to my being insecure and hating her for the next 9 years: only small casual chat is made, even when our grandmother is dying in front of both of us.
now take one last jump to 2 days ago when Kristen found me out of the middle of fucking no where on myspace.com: we ended up chatting with eachother over aim, and it turns out over the past 10 years, we've turned out almost exactly the same.
my cousin bought me fucking porn.
im so telling on you kristen!
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Wait, who can't be naked - you or her?