Oh man, well in case you're wondering, I'm drunk.
I ended up going over to the bar tonight with a couple of friends, it was a pretty good time.
It's funny how your standards along with the girls decrease along with the alcohol. But in the same sentence, as the girls standards lower, they're not low enough to hit a guy like me.
I had...
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I ended up going over to the bar tonight with a couple of friends, it was a pretty good time.
It's funny how your standards along with the girls decrease along with the alcohol. But in the same sentence, as the girls standards lower, they're not low enough to hit a guy like me.
I had...
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"I love you for you're mind. You're body. And even more because i'll never see you in person."
That basically sums up the...six years of my pubecient life. I mean, why would i want someone that would be interested in a guy like me?
Ugh.
That basically sums up the...six years of my pubecient life. I mean, why would i want someone that would be interested in a guy like me?
Ugh.

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maynardsdick:
forget pubecient life... you're 18 now aren't you??
once in a while i start feeling sorry for myself about how shitty things were for me in jr high/high school. my boyfriend kindly reminds me that im not there anymore, and therefore need to shut the fuck up.
solid words of advice.
anyway, in response to your comment: yeah the majority of people in cali are phony as hell and i consider myself lucky for finding a few select cool honest individuals in the thick of all the crap. .... i actually had a boss who made us all give him a "high five" before we went home and sometimes at random intervals of the day. yeah that job lasted about a month.
once in a while i start feeling sorry for myself about how shitty things were for me in jr high/high school. my boyfriend kindly reminds me that im not there anymore, and therefore need to shut the fuck up.

anyway, in response to your comment: yeah the majority of people in cali are phony as hell and i consider myself lucky for finding a few select cool honest individuals in the thick of all the crap. .... i actually had a boss who made us all give him a "high five" before we went home and sometimes at random intervals of the day. yeah that job lasted about a month.

maynardsdick:
i meant that fact that you're 18 means you're an adult. you should be able to put the depressing problems of being a struggling teenager behind you (even though you still technically are one) and move on.
ya know... the more confident you feel about yourself, the more time people will want to spend with you. and no one ive ever spoken to has realized it until they got there. know that you are the shiz-nit and the others will follow.
you've got a whole life ahead of you, and in my opinion, all though im sure not all would agree, you are done with the hardest part of your life. (12-17 or so.) as depressing as you think things are or will be, nothing can suck more than those years.
im rambling and i cant do that because i have to go to work. that and i sound like a guidence counselor, which is just gross.
here's the point: CHEER UP, SUCKA!
much love.
ya know... the more confident you feel about yourself, the more time people will want to spend with you. and no one ive ever spoken to has realized it until they got there. know that you are the shiz-nit and the others will follow.
you've got a whole life ahead of you, and in my opinion, all though im sure not all would agree, you are done with the hardest part of your life. (12-17 or so.) as depressing as you think things are or will be, nothing can suck more than those years.
im rambling and i cant do that because i have to go to work. that and i sound like a guidence counselor, which is just gross.

here's the point: CHEER UP, SUCKA!

Jesus christ. The girls on this site will be the death of me. Half the time i'm just amazed at the minds of these beautiful women, and the other half makes my loins ache.
From a photographic perspective, you have no idea how bad i want pick up my nikon and convince some girl to take some nudes. Like completely devoid of the sexual part...
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From a photographic perspective, you have no idea how bad i want pick up my nikon and convince some girl to take some nudes. Like completely devoid of the sexual part...
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maynardsdick:
it's a fight club quote. the bowie comment was in reference to something i previously posted on fil's journal.
good boy, you know your fight club material.... well it IS listed as your favorite movie. i would expect nothing less.
good boy, you know your fight club material.... well it IS listed as your favorite movie. i would expect nothing less.

aisforashley:
what hotel are you staying in?
In primitive societies gift giving is a sign of a friendship and relationship with two people. After getting that package from chuck I've got the need to send random people random gifts. Anybody who wants to exchange snail mail addresses just hit the contact button, so we'll send eachother some gifts through the mail. It's fun stuff.
user092840:
Email is totally overrated.
Real mail is way underrated.
Real mail is way underrated.

the detailed process of Photosynthesis makes no sense what so ever.
I'm reading the best books right now. The Contortionists handbook by Craig Clevenger and a biography on the life of steve prefontaine. The Clevenger book is absolutely incredible, I didn't know humans could write this well. Fantastic.
Goddamn, this site is way too addictive.
I'm reading the best books right now. The Contortionists handbook by Craig Clevenger and a biography on the life of steve prefontaine. The Clevenger book is absolutely incredible, I didn't know humans could write this well. Fantastic.
Goddamn, this site is way too addictive.
I'm still finding my way through college life. It's a weird paradox.
I live in a building with 250 other people that can offer me an endless variety of friendships and the best female relationships i could ever think of.
I know....5 people that live in my dorm. Doesn't that seem depressing?
Granted, it wouldn't seem too bad if those 5 friendships satisfied me completely,...
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I live in a building with 250 other people that can offer me an endless variety of friendships and the best female relationships i could ever think of.
I know....5 people that live in my dorm. Doesn't that seem depressing?
Granted, it wouldn't seem too bad if those 5 friendships satisfied me completely,...
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user092840:
Sometimes I am really glad I never went away to college and lived in a dorm.
But then sometimes I feel like I missed out on a lot by not going.

But then sometimes I feel like I missed out on a lot by not going.

stormy:
thank you darlin'
I got the coolest thing ever yesterday. Earlier in the week my parents had told me that I had a package waiting for me, but I thought it was something from Tool's website. So when I come home its no big deal.
When I open it I get a little confused because the first thing I see is a small Nip of Crown Royal, and...
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When I open it I get a little confused because the first thing I see is a small Nip of Crown Royal, and...
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sabine:
that is so awesome! wow
missprint:
Yea, I don't know where he lives. When I lived down the cape he parked his huge ass yacht of the beach where I lived. Maybe one of his children goes to Brown.
-K
-K
I could say a lot of things about the Sox game. All I'm going to say is...
Ugh.
Ugh.
A perfect circle is coming to town...Gotta get tix to that. Playing in just about the smallest venue in Rhode Island, its the size of a HS auditorium. i'm saying this right out now, IF SOMEONE GETS TIX FROM READING THIS AND I DON'T YOU OWE ME A FINDERS FEE!
So...lets reflect...I gotta 99/100 on my history exam.
I everyone I've met here that seems...
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So...lets reflect...I gotta 99/100 on my history exam.
I everyone I've met here that seems...
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user092840:
The Red Sox game is hours away and I'm already having a stroke.

luckyride:
Definition of a Red Sox Fans: During the SUPERBOWL, after the Pats won, the fans started chanting YANKEES SUCK! You don't see that kinda shit in a Jets game.
- great post!
- great post!
I know a lot of people who pride themselves on being original, but to me they do it by just being really really unoriginal. It's like trying to be 50 million things at once. Like dressing like a prep and a goth at the same time for example. Its like they find little subcultures and mix and match till they find a pattern they like....
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og_stinger:
It's all a big melting pot these days, it's all been done.
frumpwallow:
i was at RIC for a year, and believe me, i understand. the unoriginality level of the people in that place is through the goddamn roof. there are worse places, though.... places i shudder to think about....
Hey, you're one up on me. When I get that drunk I don't even have the sober voice saying "don't do it!" Thankfully I'm pretty quiet and I'm a girl so I can get away with being pretty damn sleazy.
-Kay