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Larry David is such a funny man.
I need a good book to read and the book I bought on amazon, Jennifer Government, doesn't come for a week. In the meantime I need some suggestions.

From seeing what I have listed as my favorite books, anybody got any recommendations?

Whew. I'm back from another slip show. Crowd was shit. All Highschool wannabee's and EVERYONE from my highschool went. Girls i was standing next to commented on the "hotness" of members of the band. The was a girl standing in front of me who looked 14 with braces and her and her friends were being rebels because they were smoking ciggarettes and had someone buy...
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There's nothing better than sitting with a friend and watching Degrassi Junior High: The next generation till 3am.

Did you know that the practice of christmas trees was adopted by Druids converting to Christianity. During the winter solstice druids found trees to be spiritual things.

So now when I have trouble putting my christmas tree into its stand i scream "Fucking Druids!"

I hope everyone gets what they emotionally wished for on christmas. As far as presents....I don't give a shit. Someone gimmee...
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Well all my finals are done and I'm at home right now.

Coming back from being away from my family makes me realize how annoyed i can get with my family. I spent hours cleaning my room today because i figure I'm going to be spending so much time in there.

Johnny Cash's version of "Hurt" is pretty goddamn good.

Apparently the beard i'm growing is coming out like i thought it would.
strange.

I still think i have a thick beard but kids say it looks scraggly. The thing about it though is that the hair is so light you don't notice it except when it REFLECTS LIGHT.

Like I said, strange. Anyone who's going to the SGPVD Christmas Party gets to see it!

I just found out from my family that RIC is going through the flu epidemic. They're all after me, every last one of them.

Hmmm. Have I mentioned my old man hands yet?
Well anyway, I've got old man hands. when i was little I had SEVERE Exzema...enough so that i can't spell it correctly. Well anyway I remember how it used to hurt to...
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I'm good at impersonating people. Like mannorisms and voices. I can do a:

Irish Accent
British Accent
English Accent
Chinese speaking English Accent
Russian speaking English Accent

Sean Connery
Mike Tyson Accent
and then a bunch of random imitations.

c'mon folks book me for your next party.

p.s. what made me think of this was that I want to watch the talented mr. Ripley

Ahh Dillema's.

When I got into college I figured that the Athletics would be serious. Instead it's been bullshit.

In HS there was only Outdoor track and field. In College they offer indoor and outdoor. I figured I'd be a dedicated athlete and try indoor, even if it doesn't do my main event, discus. So After thinking it over, i figure indoor would be a...
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Last night, as i was on niquil at 2 A.M. I had an epiphany and decided i would put myself on a strict/disciplined schedual towards greatness starting when i woke up today.

Well, I'm sick. So Fuck That. Everytime i get sick my lips flare up to a bright red/almost purple. It's happened since i was a kid. I look like I'm wearing christmas lipstick.

Went to see electric show tonight by the slip. Even better than last night. "Steel Drum" Jam was one of the best music experiences of my life. Think I might I have seen the redhead tonight as i was walking out the door. A girl with dreadlocks gave me a half-smile tonight as i was leaving, not that sure it was her because i had...
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Went to the first of two slip shows this weekend. The girls I saw last time weren't there. Always tomorrow. They did really good acoustic stuff. Tomorrow's electric. I'm tired.