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well if strange fellows are your desire, he he, may i offer you my card. because the only guys stranger than me are the one you see walking down the street talking to themselves. oh wait, thats me too.

oh and how i would like to go with.. (sigh)

i'm going to start leaving you a stoner comment every day, when i wake & bake, too. hahahaha...

did i really sound that fucked up on the phone last night? i blazed that shit from like 6 pm to when i talked to you two girlies. i was invited to go blaze some more, but once i laid down, i couldn't get up off my couch again. he said the same thing, & said he'd call me this morning. i had a really good time last night, though! odd... right? especially considering how miserable he makes me at times... i hope he's still fun tonight for Lexie's bday.

you gotta meet Lexie. & COME TO BMORE FOR MY BDAY!!! March 5th! & if ticket prices are an issue for some reason... don't worry... i'm not afraid to admit that i am a spoiled brat! Mommy... Daddy!!! fly my friends to BWI so i can have a good bday!

oh yeah... & i had a brilliant idea. i should have Elliott's first birthday party at my parents' place in Annapolis. yay! coronas, water, a few blunts (you HAVE to smoke in my favorite spot in the world to blaze a blunt... looking over the creek, up on a hill, under a holly tree & a weeping willow!!!

tease!! you coming to germany soon right? I'll keep my fingers crossed, and attach that rabbits foot to my key chain, ad go lookin for that four leaf clover mabe then ill have enough luck, huh?

Hey, sorry I missed ya during the travels....I'll make it up to ya! I have a present to collect in BR, so you know I'm stopping next time through.

hey i didnt say something stupid to upset you did I?

Cops, come and try to snatch my crops! If I had known you had such a bad trip, I would have stopped my for a nap. I was sooo tired about the time I was driving through BR yesterday.

FUCK THE POLICE! did i ever tell you about the time that happened, when Derrick was still living here. we had just moved in, actually. the people that lived here before, had a brother... running from the law obviously. he got a DWI, wrecked a work ban... blah blah blah... & gave the po-lice my fucking address. i don't like when the pigs are here!

Hope your new years was as fun as mine was!

Thank ya! So how was your New Year? Was lots of craziness had? lol

hi sweetie thank you so much for the welcome, and it's very nice to meet you...

my last boyfriend probably could have given that chilean guy a run for his money... that boy loved his car above all others, even me.. hee hee.. i guess thats why we broke up..

Good to see you made it back. I have some half brothers on my mom's side... i've really never related to them.

Yeah well..if they don't like you screw 'em....I tell ya'..if I had a step sister like you-PURE-T-INCEST BABY!

Merry Christmas!!

HELOOooooo Nurse! (drools)

youre from jersy
that some tough shit
with bad accents

the fight promoter thing is cool
but
its only part time and im a freelance writer

i gotta find a full time thing still

Poor Domo-kun!

Steve Ballmer versus Domo-kun. Love this one.

http://norway1.eu.mirrors.ninjas.org/echo23/domopers_hi.mov