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Sex is the most practical way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:
TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement..............................12 cal
Without her agreement..........................187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands..................................8 cal
With one hand...................................12 cal
With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
With the mouth..................................85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection....................................6 cal
Without erection...............................315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the...
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TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement..............................12 cal
Without her agreement..........................187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands..................................8 cal
With one hand...................................12 cal
With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
With the mouth..................................85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection....................................6 cal
Without erection...............................315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the...
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gersguy:
Very good.......always wondered! 
spaceboy:
Right on. I'd better get on that.
How many calories if there is only one person?
How many calories if there is only one person?
Writing 4 papers sux.
Having to give away the kittie tomorrow sux worse
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Update 6/13 - Well the plans are made, she's coming to pick up the baby after work. I didn't think I'd be this attached after only a week.
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody gonna go to school today
She gonna make them stay at...
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Having to give away the kittie tomorrow sux worse
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Update 6/13 - Well the plans are made, she's coming to pick up the baby after work. I didn't think I'd be this attached after only a week.
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody gonna go to school today
She gonna make them stay at...
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stooooopid:
Haha, he loves the attention. The humans have to carry him everywhere, and for once he doesn't protest.
ATHF is soo funny... I'm a cartoon junkie
ATHF is soo funny... I'm a cartoon junkie
xricox:
I LOVE Tori's version of this song better than the original.
sorry about the kitty. Things going better with you?
sorry about the kitty. Things going better with you?
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whereigrow:
Very interesting indeed. Have fun with your Brother this weekend. 
miamaze:
It looks like Latoya Jackson????
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hyenahell:
thank you, sweetie. 
i always wanted to have an all-chick punk band called "TSS" (toxic shock syndrome)...
i always wanted to have an all-chick punk band called "TSS" (toxic shock syndrome)...
mrdaft:
i think i now know who stole wake-ups....tell your kitty to give em back
jonasthewhale:
I am honored and graciously accepting of your friendship request
Viva la cucaracha!
Viva la cucaracha!
minceir:
Just wants her mum, find out how old he or she is. they don't last long under six weeks unfortunately.
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minceir:
How about a cane toad investation we get them everywhere including thee toilets. they have been moving south and west for years.
Then there are the flies big ones small ones. in New South Wales in the country areas they can land on your can, inf 5 seconds flat the cars gone.
Then there are the flies big ones small ones. in New South Wales in the country areas they can land on your can, inf 5 seconds flat the cars gone.
Thanks to everyone who helped me out with the survey and everything!
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allycat_13:
Yes mam you do!
Your boy made fun of you on my page.
Your boy made fun of you on my page.
hyenahell:
i am too late, it seems. 
Just got the call I was waiting for and it was Rohypnol.
that's just my cowgirl alter-ego
riding on her bar room bull
dripping with the sweat of irony
as the cowboys whoop and drool
shooting glances at the mirror
to see if her scar is showing
she is truly going nowhere tonight
lecherous old lady wanna-be
much too young and shy
flailing her whole...
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that's just my cowgirl alter-ego
riding on her bar room bull
dripping with the sweat of irony
as the cowboys whoop and drool
shooting glances at the mirror
to see if her scar is showing
she is truly going nowhere tonight
lecherous old lady wanna-be
much too young and shy
flailing her whole...
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hyenahell:
i don't know if you remember, but the same exact thing happened to me over mardi gras. (while i was behind the bar, at work, no less.) it was rohypnol. you really do go from being fine to blacked out instantly when it hits you. if you want to talk about it, i'm here...
hyenahell:
yeah, i mean, there were about fifty people trying to find out who had spiked me, and nothing ever came of it. it's just so hard to track, especially if you're in a crowded place. i mean, i'd like to think it wasn't anyone i know. but if it was a stranger, what exactly would they have to gain by spiking the bartender's drink? and if it was an accident, and that someone got my water confused with someone else's drink, that's still pretty fucked up. the whole thing just makes me sick, and i'm so sorry you had to go through that.
oh, and i'm definitely up for some romping around.
oh, and i'm definitely up for some romping around.
An executive was in quandary. His company was downsizing and he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
The executive finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water...
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people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
The executive finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water...
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squidbizkit:
Pari - what ever happened to your issue?
minceir:
THAAT IS GOOD, Hahahahahahaha!
Hope to see you again--
Bette Middler. Some how they seem apt to those photos. Wistfull and far away.
And a incredible smile
Your eyes show a softness in you a gentle spirit.