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Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

Jun 14, 2005
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Sex is the most practical way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement..............................12 cal
Without her agreement..........................187 cal


TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands..................................8 cal
With one hand...................................12 cal
With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
With the mouth..................................85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection....................................6 cal
Without erection...............................315 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal
Without caring at all............................0 cal

WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up..................................12 cal
Just on the floor................................8 cal

POSITIONS
daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal
69 lying down....................................8 cal
69 standing up.................................112 cal
Trolley........................................216 cal
Italian chandelier.............................912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real...........................................112 cal
Fake...........................................315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed..................................18 cal
Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
from 40 to 49..................................324 cal
from 50 to 59..................................972 cal
over 60.......................................2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly.........................................32 cal
Being in a hurry................................98 cal
With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
gersguy:
Very good.......always wondered! smile
Jun 14, 2005
spaceboy:
Right on. I'd better get on that.






How many calories if there is only one person?
Jun 14, 2005

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