HAHAHAHA! I just got a package from Amazon, and 1 of the 2 gag items on my wishlist was in it. And I opened it at work, so for you who bought me the Astroglide: Thank You! I needed a laugh today! 
The Irish say it best:
In life you have 2 things to worry about:
Whether you are sick or whether you are well.
If you are well you have nothing to worry about,
If you are sick you have 2 things to worry about,
Whether you will get better or whether you will die.
If you get better you have nothing to worry about,
If you die you have 2 things to worry about:
Whether you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about
If you go to hell you'll be so busy partying with your friends you won't have time to worry about anything!
The Irish say it best:
In life you have 2 things to worry about:
Whether you are sick or whether you are well.
If you are well you have nothing to worry about,
If you are sick you have 2 things to worry about,
Whether you will get better or whether you will die.
If you get better you have nothing to worry about,
If you die you have 2 things to worry about:
Whether you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about
If you go to hell you'll be so busy partying with your friends you won't have time to worry about anything!
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It was on the most wanted list,, sheesh
eh well happy birthday