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hahaha,, now a long tongue can only be a good thing! Thanks for the Birthday Wishes Sweetie. Hope you had a Larverly weekend

Wonderful meeting you too. I forgot to ask if thats your real hair color. Its a beautiful shade for you.
Yes mam, minus the bad chairs. I still fell though play fighting with my friend Dustin. Dork swept kicked me and me drinking didn't help the balance.
Hope the flight goes well for yous. Cool you had a good time with the DFW crowd and of course Pingz.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

new pictures... check the SGnola photosets.

Just for fun. . .

Name: Noise
Age: ____ 25 this month
Date of Birth: _4_/_27_/_80_
City of Residence: _Nola________

On a scale of one to five (one being very little, five being very high), rate yourself on the following questions and please give a brief written response as to why you rated yourself this way:

Are you easily distracted by shiny or jingly objects? __5___

How disturbed would you be if your belly dancer was showing large amounts of cleavage? __1___

Do random people staring at your belly dancers body cause you mental anguish? __1___

Do fake accessories (hair, eyelashes, push-up bras) scare you? __1___

How much money are you willing to spend in support of your belly dancers habits? ___1__

How willing are you to get up and dance? ___5__

How likely are you to attend your belly dancers various gigs? _5____

How opposed are you to drinking alcohol or smoking hookahs? _1____

If called upon to act as a bouncer, what is your capacity for violence? __555555555555555555555555555555555555___

How many tattoos would you like on your belly dancer (one being none, five being many)? ___1,2,3,4,or 5__

How many piercings would you like your belly dancer to have (one being none, five being many)? __555555___

How capable are you of giving honest opinions about costumes, make-up, or hair? ___555555555__

Acceptance as a Belly Dance Boyfriend qualifies you to become a member of our elite group of bodyguards, the BRUTE SQUAD. What do you feel are you best attributes for such a position:

I'm BRUTally honest. I can be BRUTally rude. I have a sword. And a whip w/metal spikes on the end. And other various weapons here in N.O. and back in NYC.

Also please include a 500 word essay regarding why you qualify as a Belly dance Boyfriend and what your personal Mission Statement is:

My personal mission statement is cooler than anyone else's personal mission statement. I qualify because i'm better than everyone else at everything, and i'm always qualified for anything. I also like fire and explosives. If you need a getaway car from crazed paparazi or stalkerish fans, i'm a badass driver. I can cook food like nobody's business. I can drink more than most people, so i can take down wouldbe assassins by outdrinking them till they pass out.

All in all, five hundred words is just way too long. That's why I graduated from college. To not have to write 15 page papers any more. Granted, five hundred words is a mere scratch on a piece of paper. I think I covered it all in the first paragraph anyway. Besides, I'm sure that after reading countless essays of wanna-be-alpha-male drivel, a nice quick essay of mildly verbose brevity will be a relief. (Note the little personal joke in there. Yes, geek humor as well)

And on that note. . .

Let's get back to the program.

[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 5:50PM]

Let me tell you about photographing Tori Amos.

When last she passed through here for a show, about 2 years ago, I got the assgnment from the paper to shoot the show.

Shooting a tori amos concert means you don't actually get to shoot the concert. She feels that the photgrpahers ruin the rapport/bond she develops with her audience. The photographers show up about 2 hours before the concert and shoot as she performs a song during the soundcheck. So you sit and wait around for a awhile before she comes out. She comes out, briefly greets the waiting photographers and plays one song. She then thanks the photographers then leaves. And so do you.

whoa. . .4 to 12 is a big difference that's suck to an extreme suck point

heheheh ok!

Wayull, I missed you still at the SGNola meetup! I think we were only there like an hour or so though...but I still wanted to atleast say hi damn it! Maybe next time...Satan (Vanny's ex) is in Baton Rouge this week so BEWARE!! LOL

Oh and hey..do you have burstandbloom's email account? He said I could get it from you. Thank ya!

[Edited on Apr 04, 2005 7:25PM]

Say girl! I'll be in BR this weekend. Anything going on I need to know about?

Thank you for the healing vibes. I think they might of worked, then again it coudl of been my super immune system hoped up on vitiman C

Awesome pic.

Thanks for the happy birthday.

hey babe
i love the new pic
whats the deal for thursday??

That is Eminem... not Tori... even if she does a good cover of it.

aww, YEAH , you had a Happy Birthday..
Sorry i didnt wish it to ya yesterday, i was working all day and came home tired.. (pout)

i love it when i get new messages when i'm still on here.

thanks for the add.



shot this at the arboretum on friday. dunno what it is but it looked cool.

[Edited on Mar 13, 2005 10:14PM]

hey j

great meetin you
i had a good time hanging out at dinner
and some of the bar stuff was OK
- it got a little tricky but it worked out
i had fun shopping with you too - i know i didnt do much and i got fired from the tying job
but
if you ever wanna gimme another chance
ill be around

i hope you and your pirate panties made it home in top form
and you enjoyed the rest of your birthday
now
commence the jiggling

HAHA that would be me hehe, i wrote a note, i guess you didnt get it..

It was on the most wanted list,, sheesh

eh well happy birthday

Hi!

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