onceweweresilver

Alright, first thing, great re-brand. You would struggle to find a more change-averse person than me, but I like it. Very funky. Second thing, I have manage to piss off my ex-girlfriend, so I am not happy at the mo [hmm, no available emoticon will suffice]. Don't worry, this is not the psycho one who I am hopefully going to gay bingo with on Sunday; so I am still alive... No, this is Sarah, the sweet nice and normal one where ultimately things just didn't work out.

This is a woman who I think is exceptionally cute, and I've told so a million times. We've fucked a million times, we've stayed friends afterwards, even though the dynamic's not perfect now she's seeing someone and I'm not, but what can you do? The mistake is that you've told her she's fucking gorgeous a million times because you meant it, and you think you get on well enough in light of all of the above that you can point out when she's letting herself down. So she's wearing these little earrings that a pirate would have been proud of and, though I maybe go about it with the subtlety of someone whose had a couple of glasses of wine, I tell her so.

Bad move. Atmosphere instantly drops. My problem is that I am not a fucking mindreader and cannot telepathise the best way to point this out to her. The number of friends who I can rely on to say 'mate, just don't wear that' is minimal, but I appreciate that honesty because I am the only fucking person in the world who can't see what I really look like... I think this has chipped away at out friendship, but you pay your money and you take your choice. Anyway, I am too pissed and tired to make too much more sense, so I wil leave it here.