onceweweresilver

Once again can I say: "Jamie Oliver, complete wanker but wonderful recipes". American chop salad tonight - gorgeous.

So the date with Michelle didn't go wonderfully. She's really nice, but we just didn't click like that. Not that it matters now as we won't be getting it on, but I hadn't realised just how short she is. She's not exactly a member of the Fuckawe tribe (my first boss Stan, when accosted by a group of short women in a nightclub responded with "It's the Fuckawe tribe: "We're the Fuckawe, we're the Fuckawe"), but she wouldn't fail the audition by much...

Still, we had quite a good time and the Flaming Lips concert was amazing.

I have one more date lined up with the very gorgeous Sterren. I met her in the V&A a couple of weeks back. I think she may have noticed that I had been eyeing her up all afternoon and fortunately she came and chatted to me as I am pretty crap at going up to random strangers who I fancy!

The only slight inconvenience is that she lives in Belgium, but she is coming over next month. She is very arty, whereas I wouldn't have been in the V&A if a friend hadn't suggested it, but I am going to mask my ignorance by taking her to the Imperial War Museum, which is more my territory.

Wish me better luck this time, children!