I've got cocoa krispies and what I've decided is heart burn. I made fabulous pulled pork sandwiches for dinner. Everyone loved them 
There's a new guy in the "group" and he seems nice. Obnoxious when drunk, but nice. I had to have them drop me off early. I could not take another "something, something up the ass" comment from the obnoxious one. I'm not much of a party animal these days anyway haha. The wierdest thing just happened too. We were seemingly invited to a party and as we walk up to the door some girl from the bottom floor on the grass yells "Excuse me but who do you know up there because that is MY apartment" in the bitchiest voice possible. We were like uh, so-and-so told us to come, and immediately that guy steps out of the apartment to deliver a much warmer greeting. Upon being told what had happened the guy storms downstairs to confront the bitch and we all decide to leave because it got really wierd really fast. Usually people are more welcoming to others who come to their parties, especially by midnight because they're all wasted anyway. So whatever, says I. 
So now, it's bedtime 
Obnoxious quotes to remember:
-We are all squirrel masters
-We're not fish, we are men
-It's hard out here for a pimp
Some laughables from work:
A man calls in and says he has googled our number (so he most likely isn't even from here) and wants us to help him find out if his wife put spyware on their computer to see what he was looking at on there. We laughed at this and wondered what he was looking at that made him so guilty and paranoid.
A woman calls in and is convinced that someone has "compromised her account" and is stealing her financial aid. My friend helps her change her password and bullshits his way thru the call, trying not to laugh
I don't know if y'all will find those as funny as I did, but if you've ever answered phones you know how outrageous some people can be You just don't call a computer helpdesk to find out how to change a tire... 
There's a new guy in the "group" and he seems nice. Obnoxious when drunk, but nice. I had to have them drop me off early. I could not take another "something, something up the ass" comment from the obnoxious one. I'm not much of a party animal these days anyway haha. The wierdest thing just happened too. We were seemingly invited to a party and as we walk up to the door some girl from the bottom floor on the grass yells "Excuse me but who do you know up there because that is MY apartment" in the bitchiest voice possible. We were like uh, so-and-so told us to come, and immediately that guy steps out of the apartment to deliver a much warmer greeting. Upon being told what had happened the guy storms downstairs to confront the bitch and we all decide to leave because it got really wierd really fast. Usually people are more welcoming to others who come to their parties, especially by midnight because they're all wasted anyway. So whatever, says I. So now, it's bedtime
Obnoxious quotes to remember:
-We are all squirrel masters
-We're not fish, we are men
-It's hard out here for a pimp
Some laughables from work:
A man calls in and says he has googled our number (so he most likely isn't even from here) and wants us to help him find out if his wife put spyware on their computer to see what he was looking at on there. We laughed at this and wondered what he was looking at that made him so guilty and paranoid.
A woman calls in and is convinced that someone has "compromised her account" and is stealing her financial aid. My friend helps her change her password and bullshits his way thru the call, trying not to laugh
I don't know if y'all will find those as funny as I did, but if you've ever answered phones you know how outrageous some people can be
You just don't call a computer helpdesk to find out how to change a tire...
Thank you.