wow, lots of things have happened in the past few days. I flew out to Chicago Illinios on friday for a wedding and watched several classic movies with my dad (who i only see about once a year). saturday i went to the wedding and reception and sunday i flew back.
now of course there was some drama, which was much to my assument. Apparently the mother of the bride is an Uber bitch and took it upon her self to open all of the groom and bride's presents by herself without any sort of permission. The groom was very pissed and yelled at the bitch. There must have been some sort of testicular growth on the bitch because in responce to the groom being pissed (about the opened presents and mixed up cards so no one could tell who the presents came from) she told the groom to go HOME (we were all staying at a Hiltom hotel). He walked away before he killed the bitch.
Other than that everything went pretty well. I danced with my 80 year old grandmother at the reception and it made her feel all warm and fuzzy. My dad got drunk and started telling my and my cousin about quantum theory and how it could be explained by shakng your head really fast horizontally, NOT virtically.
it was a good time and a nice break from working 60 hour work weeks.
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8/26/04
today i was hit on three times... by a FAT GAY MAN. The first time he asked me to go to the movies with him, and i said no. the second time he asked me to take a walk with him down the local beach, and i said no. the third time he asked me for my phone number, and i didn't give it to him.
now, females never walk up to me and introduce themselves to me and hit on me, BUT MEN DO. do i have an aura of gayness or something?
goddamnit
now of course there was some drama, which was much to my assument. Apparently the mother of the bride is an Uber bitch and took it upon her self to open all of the groom and bride's presents by herself without any sort of permission. The groom was very pissed and yelled at the bitch. There must have been some sort of testicular growth on the bitch because in responce to the groom being pissed (about the opened presents and mixed up cards so no one could tell who the presents came from) she told the groom to go HOME (we were all staying at a Hiltom hotel). He walked away before he killed the bitch.
Other than that everything went pretty well. I danced with my 80 year old grandmother at the reception and it made her feel all warm and fuzzy. My dad got drunk and started telling my and my cousin about quantum theory and how it could be explained by shakng your head really fast horizontally, NOT virtically.
it was a good time and a nice break from working 60 hour work weeks.
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8/26/04
today i was hit on three times... by a FAT GAY MAN. The first time he asked me to go to the movies with him, and i said no. the second time he asked me to take a walk with him down the local beach, and i said no. the third time he asked me for my phone number, and i didn't give it to him.
now, females never walk up to me and introduce themselves to me and hit on me, BUT MEN DO. do i have an aura of gayness or something?
goddamnit
Wow.. sounds like an interesting wedding.. what a strange mother!! i would have been soo pissed off.. opening presents is fun!!!!!!! LOL..
60 hour weekends.. fuck.. what do you do????