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Sunday Apr 11, 2004

Apr 11, 2004
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time to update, i guess. did another remote viewing session, but i wont know how i did untill tommarrow. i'm slowly getting better at throwing knives. cant go into any shows i want because i'm under 21, yet i can enlist in the army and risk my life and mental sanity for this country. maybe i'll take a trip to canada and have some fun. yup.

one of my friends said that once i become a knife throwing god we should go out and throw knives into the security cameras some of local business have installed to monitor their dumpsters. We descided that each knife used this way would have "POP, Arrr the Pirates stike again!" engraved on them. After destroying the camera we would flip the dumpster upsidedown and then drill a hole in the top so we put a giant pirate flag coming from the dumpster. We would make the headlines, "The Pirates of Portsmouth strike again!"

the police would of course be all over us, so we would have to go to a ninjitsu camp so we could be all sneaky ninja people turning all the dumpsters unsidedown. yeah. that would be 1337.
vinegarvalentine:
**squee** that sounds fun! I'm so sorry i have't been on in days i had to wall paper and clean and cook for Spring Feast(as my family calls it "Easter" ) and i've been so ill! I can't tell if it's a cold or all sperm in the air. puke
all of those events sounded like the bees knees frown
whats going on this week? (i don't really live in POrstmouth anymore i'm in fucking Ipswitch Mass, but i still don't know my zip code, so fuck it , i'll pretend i'm in NH)
being under 21 is certainly not the bees kness, lets revolt!


ps my name is Jen, but my band name is mary kelly (we have an ohh so spooky jack the ripper them wink ) fuck i'll even answer to hey you, or bitch kiss
Apr 12, 2004
clintron:
no kidding, another NH pal! I have been yearning to dumpster for a while, but up here in the rural north it gets difficult. I have been hanging out down there more and more lately, I want to see some more good dumpstering spots.
I think the pirate idea is great- when you pop the cameras, though, you should yell "arrrrr!" and it would be really great.
Not being 21 sucks, especially when there is a show you want to see, but when I think of how much I like drunken karaoke at Daniels Street, it is really pathetic.
I guess there's some crazy shit going down in Dover on Tuesday night in a basement. yeah.
I am sorry, I am actually sort of tired.
Apr 15, 2004

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