omlit37

it has been a long time but i forgot the difference between sctoch drunk and beer drunk, me likey scotch drunk. but scotch brings bad things as well. las time i drank scotch, i drank half a bottle and almost got raped, but instead i past out on a couch in the hallway, do this day i do not know why the couch was in the hallway. but it made perfect sense at the time, and good place or a couch cause i couldn't walk anymore. oh johnny walker you will be the death of me, does anyone elses family have a drink. or is that just really weird? my family drink is johnny walker red label. my great grandpa, my grandpa, my mom, my aunt and uncle. they all drink scotch, well my mom stopped drinking when she could down a bottle and be sober. i love my mom. scotch is so good, go buy some and drink it, it makes you warm inside and every thing is nice, but i really want to have sex right now. damn this single life! but i like being single it's so free, but the sex is rare. i could call up ex but i shouldn't do that it would just be akward(is that how you spell that?) i can't type pretty well for my state of mind that's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee, make me laugh i need a good hard laugh and a nice stiff drink, and a willing woman not looking for a commitment but just wanting a good time, this is not a personal ad what the fuck is wrong with me? oh right. depression and alcohl are fun. party at my house! come on people!