I was educating some of the new volunteers at work earlier.
"There is few things in life that can solve anything, fights, wars, taxes, hate...whatever. It's Boobs, Chocolate milk.....and Boobs. Take those 3 things to the middle est and we have peace my friends. And maybe we need to start rewarding good deeds with sexual favors. I know the good deed should be enough but maybe we can treat the blowjobs like training wheels for society. Give it 6 months and take away all the blowjobs and pussy eating and just give people a big ass push and hope they stay on the bike. Wait, where did the bj go??? fuck it, I might as well keep walking the little old ladies across the street..maybe they will come back."
"There is few things in life that can solve anything, fights, wars, taxes, hate...whatever. It's Boobs, Chocolate milk.....and Boobs. Take those 3 things to the middle est and we have peace my friends. And maybe we need to start rewarding good deeds with sexual favors. I know the good deed should be enough but maybe we can treat the blowjobs like training wheels for society. Give it 6 months and take away all the blowjobs and pussy eating and just give people a big ass push and hope they stay on the bike. Wait, where did the bj go??? fuck it, I might as well keep walking the little old ladies across the street..maybe they will come back."
joker_:
I've been saying this about boobs for a long time now. They're magical.
bigjimslade:
substitute chocolate soy for the lactose intolerant and i'll go along with you on that.