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omeganightmare

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Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

Oct 22, 2008
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What have I learned today?

Never fart and sneeze at the same time. It feels like someone slapped you directly in the asshole. blackeyed

Laugh, its ok. It really did hurt though. It was like the fart came out at the same speed as the sneeze.... surreal

anyways I did get a good laugh out of my preceptor....I used this in one of my reports: "Attempts to restrain the Patient were futile; an epic battle ensued."

he was crying he laughed so hard.

edited buyme list:

List of stuff slowly purchase as I get closer to the end of my internship:

Deadspace
Silent Hill
Fable II
Gears of War 2
Command & Conquer Red Alert
Fallout 3

need to see some movies too:
Quarantine
Max Payne
Saw V
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

I always find the pretty girls, it's like a curse wink

three days off starting tomorrow. Rockband 2, Madden, Beer, trip to the beach with Miss Pretty Girl, Profit...

buh-bye
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
mavenist:
Stop being such a busy man dammit.
Oct 28, 2008
munke:
I found something to help us old guys through the pain of ANOTHER site change.

http://suicidegirls.com/groups/my/

It's the closet thing I can find to the way things were a few days ago.

kiss
Oct 31, 2008

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