About work...
Everything happens for a reason.
Mr Old Man Big Beard has a seizure in the store....he follows some simple commands. His Mouth is wide open for 10 Mins, like it was stuck. He came around and changed his mind during transport...got to the hospital....stayed....for now.
Little Old Lady with the sweetest smile, My favorite patient ever has chest pain. Her speech is abit off...like this: "Hi.....My.....Name......Is.....Amy....." Don't let it fool you, her wit is faster than mine and 2x as sweet. We take her to the ER and see Mr Old Man Big Beard walking away from the hospital.
Thanks dude, Now my favorite Patient can have a bed and be treated quickly.
Kids at the high school have been doing large amounts of Muscle Relaxants, One of them was a the niece of a work buddy of mine. To bad we have to learn by making mistakes at that age.
I've been poking people with needles and giving meds in the hospital the last few days....I'm getting my learn on.
My friend Odell is starting to see my ex's little sister Sara. That's very good, he's a gentleman and a stand up dude.....And he needs a cool ass chick like Sara. Oh and on the 15th My Ex's fiance is coming to my shift...to save his job at this point. I hope he knows I'm pulling for him.
....I do have Jealous issues, Its like everyone you know has a pretty girlfriend and you're just the great guy with all the cute friends.
fuck
I'm getting sick and I don't have time, so I make coma cocktails with orange juice, monster, and airborne.
All the nurses love me at the Hospital, I think one of the ICU nurses thinks I'm cute
And one of the Nurses in the ER today said "Hello Handsome" when I seen her today....I've never met her before
That stuff makes me feel better about myself.
I want to sing
Everything happens for a reason.
Mr Old Man Big Beard has a seizure in the store....he follows some simple commands. His Mouth is wide open for 10 Mins, like it was stuck. He came around and changed his mind during transport...got to the hospital....stayed....for now.
Little Old Lady with the sweetest smile, My favorite patient ever has chest pain. Her speech is abit off...like this: "Hi.....My.....Name......Is.....Amy....." Don't let it fool you, her wit is faster than mine and 2x as sweet. We take her to the ER and see Mr Old Man Big Beard walking away from the hospital.
Thanks dude, Now my favorite Patient can have a bed and be treated quickly.
Kids at the high school have been doing large amounts of Muscle Relaxants, One of them was a the niece of a work buddy of mine. To bad we have to learn by making mistakes at that age.
I've been poking people with needles and giving meds in the hospital the last few days....I'm getting my learn on.
My friend Odell is starting to see my ex's little sister Sara. That's very good, he's a gentleman and a stand up dude.....And he needs a cool ass chick like Sara. Oh and on the 15th My Ex's fiance is coming to my shift...to save his job at this point. I hope he knows I'm pulling for him.
....I do have Jealous issues, Its like everyone you know has a pretty girlfriend and you're just the great guy with all the cute friends.
fuckI'm getting sick and I don't have time, so I make coma cocktails with orange juice, monster, and airborne.
All the nurses love me at the Hospital, I think one of the ICU nurses thinks I'm cute
And one of the Nurses in the ER today said "Hello Handsome" when I seen her today....I've never met her before That stuff makes me feel better about myself.
I want to sing
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So I was right, huh. huh. huh. Blossoming lurve is in the air, isnt' it?
Pay no attention to Pickle... he's just worried the boston handshakes will have to stop if there's a new girlie in the picture.