Saturday Oct 11, 2003

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Wellness Tally:

# Meals Eaten Today: 1

# Hours in the Theatre: 6

# Times Today my Thesis Made Me Cry: 3

# Times I Almost Went Into Anaphilactic Shock: 2


# Laps I Would Like to Crawl Into: 1st Lap I see.


I am: tired, sick, cranky, lonely and bleeding.
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koleeta:
all of that sounds pretty crappy to me.

i sowee. frown
isaiah:
I wish I could get you the electric fiddle to make you feel better. Hope you feel better.

Thursday Oct 09, 2003

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I've decided that my friend and I are going to start a band.

It will be called Egg Heart Sperm. (Except that 'Heart' will be an actual heart-shape, not a spelled word. It's just important that you pronounce it 'heart,' not 'loves.')

And I think it will have to be a grunge band.
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madigan:
tonguetonguetongue

Egg Heart Sperm

That picture's hilarious biggrin

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olsen:
Note: This whole thing came about when I did a crayon series for my friend's window. There was an egg, a heart, and a sperm. Band name is descriptive.

It would probably make a great punk band name, I wanna start one when I get to Oz, but I'm calling it grunge for now, because I do have that funny picture of me with a beard.

Thursday Oct 09, 2003

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Girls can be so irritatingly cute sometimes. And boys can be so irritatingly warm.

Here is a girl in desperate need of a lap to crawl into. Or a belly to tear into.

I am a baby in search of a good womb.
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lucky105:
So true, so true...
tronvillain:
Good points. It is still annoying though. *chuckle*

Wednesday Oct 08, 2003

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Stayed in the theatre from 2:30 until 11:30, without leaving once. The sun can rise and set while you're in that building and you'd never see or feel it happening. It is a blackened hole.

My musical has a cast of one. Poor gilr will have to marry herself, give birth to herself, and violently rape herself in four part harmony. Forgive me for being...
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isaiah:
It's basically like friendster, but it has some really cool groups. I just joined one called "baby eaters"! How funny is that? If you want I can send you the link.
punt:
in a four part harmony?
I'd like to hear that...

Monday Oct 06, 2003

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This would be the third time I've cried about my thesis.
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alyssum:
That's lots of personalities biggrin I think I'll dispense with the family life too if I can only have 3. The other ones are far less taxing and painful.

If you don't mind me asking, what's the dilemma with the thesis?
isaiah:
Ah, don't cry. It'll get better.

Monday Oct 06, 2003

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Driving with my sister, we are saying something about a girl who jumped off a beautiful bridge downtown. My sister says that she couldn't die so violently, that she would have to take pills or something.

I say that if I were to kill myself, I would hang myself from inside the glass convention center towers, with a note that says, this is art. tacked...
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kayla_:
kiss
tronvillain:
Whoa, don't take me too seriously there Olsen! *chuckle* Actually, I have always thought that it would be great to have my skeleton covered in silver (or something similarly shiny and metallic) and etched with various designs, then put on display somewhere.

EDIT, because I can't stand spelling something wrong.

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Sunday Oct 05, 2003

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Dear World,

I am tired.
Can I sleep now?
Thank you.

Love,
Olsen
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isaiah:
No rest for the wicked!!!!!!
Love the new profile pic btw.
volkov:
I'm lazy enough to where I just want to find someone who will pay me to sleep, so I can sleep for a job and have all my waking moments for doin' what I want.

Friday Oct 03, 2003

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I've written a thesis. Doesn't that make you want to make out with me?

....I turned in the rough draft of my score. It is so sexy to see my music printed on two sides of the paper, as if it is a professional product. So Sexy.

It is as if the intangible thoughts in my head have been plucked mid-air, and transformed into something...
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gram:
oh, your boobies are splendid, but i am an ass man. it's all about the booty for me. hope youre doing better than me. i am tired, but still will be workin till the wee small hours.
isaiah:
Damn you are ruthless!!!!! I love it!wink

Friday Oct 03, 2003

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Dear world I have promised to inspire,

Instead of writing you a musical tonight, I uploaded some pictures to my favourite porn site. This is almost the same thing, right?

Love always,
Olsen
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thirty:
Ok, how about this:

1. Thumb wrestle.
2. Arm wrestle.
3. Wild sex.

Just foolin'.
thirty:
Really? In all seriousness, that's awesome. Good for you. smile

Can I just lie and tell all the other boys in the locker room that I scored?

Thursday Oct 02, 2003

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I love my friends for loving me the way I love them and want to be loved.

A gift is not a thing you buy, but a beautiful idea, a love prank.

A gift is your creation, made on the sly, slid under the door, with a note, signed, Thesis Fairy.
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thirty:
Love sings off-key and only when drunk.
thirty:
You know, as a general rule, pretty girls aren't permitted to have an opinion with regards to love. For the same reason rich people aren't allowed to have opinions about money management. I'm sorry, I should have told you that earlier.

And I like drums.
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