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Greetings, Earthlings!

This morning I ran a 10k....only not like a race or anything. Really it was just me running on the street for a long long time. Then I spent 2 hours at aerial dance, and failed to properly flirt with the girl who has giant curly hair and a face kind of like the damaged girl in Empire Records, and who, by the way, is fucking hott on the silks.

I came home, fully intending to write for a few hours, but I got distracted by the birds.

Moss has invented a very fun game. It is called: Olsen is a Jungle Gym and also she is Dinner.

The game goes like this:

Moss slides down the side of the cage, pitterpatters across the floor, slips beneath the wheels of my chair, and stealth attacks my feet. Then she climbs my body from toe to face, chewing on whatever she feels like, and the game ends when she gets to the top of my head and I wear her as a hat, while doing seemingly ordinary things.

Water gets totally jealous that Moss is spending so much time with me, but when I invite her to hang out on my shoulder, she just flies around the room to remind Moss that only one bird in this household is flying.

Needless to say, this game makes me very paranoid every time I move in even the slightest way.

♥

P.S. If you missed the memo, please go check out PinkiePie's hopefuls set!!


She deserves your love!