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Tuesday Oct 04, 2011

Oct 4, 2011
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My life in photographs (with explanations to follow.)

Step 1: Go for a run. 6 a.m. Ignore the rain. Get up get up.

Step 2: Act like a professional. Caffeine may help.
The problem is remembering about caffeine while undercaffeinated.

Step 3: Naked lunch with the birds.
Remember to put your skirt back on before you return to work.
Trust me, this is important advice.

Step 4: Try not to let your boss notice how big your hair has gotten.

Step 5: Head out to aerial dance. Nobody minds your man arms as long as you still got booty!

Yep, kids. That's really my life. Run work birds work dance. Read a book. Go to sleep. Repeat.

Needs more writing. Which will soon be addressed, as November is fast approaching!

I did hit 250 miles in my running since I started counting at my birthday. So that mean's I'm 1/4th of the way to my goal, and not yet 1/4th through the year. Yess!

Also? Yes, I have gotten in trouble at work for big hair. Other than that small complaint, my boss seems to think I'm rather awesome.

Nobutreally, aren't my muscles pretty big? I love my strong arms!

♥
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
kiwiprincess:
I really rather like your arms. And booty. And.. yeah.
Oct 7, 2011
ron4164:
You look great! love love
Oct 9, 2011

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