This weekend has passed me by.
I have left the house only for the following emergencies:
- Eating bagels *
- Drinking chai *
In honour of our impending Monday, please entertain me. Tell me something humiliating.
Don't be shy. This is the internet. We can take it.
* Perhaps I even saw some friends as I addressed these emergencies.
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I was running across a busy road in the rain and I somehow pulled my trousers down then fell and tumbled in front of everyone