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Tuesday Mar 13, 2007

Mar 13, 2007
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I have an unhealthy preoccupation with violins.

Seriously. I have a crush on my violin. Literal, butterflies in the stomach, halfway to love, schoolgirl crush.

When the violin catalog comes to my home it's like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, only better, because if I really want to, I can buy any model I want.

Speaking of swimsuits, do you think it's possible to get a subscription to the swimsuit edition? Pay for 10 years up front, and it's up to Sports Illustrated to track you down every year and surprise you with glorious, naked breasts? That would be great.

Oh and also, Playboy. I've been reading it lately. I don't like the breast-inflations or the airbrushings, or the long walks on the beach. I like it for the articles. No, seriously.

Barring breasts, I'll continue to stare and luscious, wooden curves.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
theraccoon:
Hey speaking of violins, I got internet again. how are you?
Mar 18, 2007
salome:
I would love to hear you play sometime!
Mar 18, 2007

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