I have an unhealthy preoccupation with violins.
Seriously. I have a crush on my violin. Literal, butterflies in the stomach, halfway to love, schoolgirl crush.
When the violin catalog comes to my home it's like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, only better, because if I really want to, I can buy any model I want.
Speaking of swimsuits, do you think it's possible to get a subscription to the swimsuit edition? Pay for 10 years up front, and it's up to Sports Illustrated to track you down every year and surprise you with glorious, naked breasts? That would be great.
Oh and also, Playboy. I've been reading it lately. I don't like the breast-inflations or the airbrushings, or the long walks on the beach. I like it for the articles. No, seriously.
Barring breasts, I'll continue to stare and luscious, wooden curves.
Seriously. I have a crush on my violin. Literal, butterflies in the stomach, halfway to love, schoolgirl crush.
When the violin catalog comes to my home it's like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, only better, because if I really want to, I can buy any model I want.
Speaking of swimsuits, do you think it's possible to get a subscription to the swimsuit edition? Pay for 10 years up front, and it's up to Sports Illustrated to track you down every year and surprise you with glorious, naked breasts? That would be great.
Oh and also, Playboy. I've been reading it lately. I don't like the breast-inflations or the airbrushings, or the long walks on the beach. I like it for the articles. No, seriously.
Barring breasts, I'll continue to stare and luscious, wooden curves.
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theraccoon:
Hey speaking of violins, I got internet again. how are you?
salome:
I would love to hear you play sometime!