I went out last night and saw some good friends I hadn't seen in forever.
In addition to seeing the couple I once dated and the forbidden girl-love, I saw an ass.
8 inches of stranger ass peaking out of the back of her pants. Seriously there were 4 inches of asscrack hanging out, the entire time this girl was eating. It was bad enough that she and her drunken friends were talking loudly of vomit in a nice restaurant. But for her poo-slot to be sharing the air with my food, in my line of sight while I tried to chew? Really people. Can't you tie a sweater around your waist?
The high point of the evening was when ass-girl decided she needed to stand up to whisper in the ear of the girl who had been sitting next to her. She positioned herself with her ass about 6 inches from Andy's face, and then bent at the waist. Mandy, Cheryl and I stopped talking and just stared, as the long seconds ticked by, with Andy unaware. Slowly, he turned his head to see what we were staring at. Suddenly, his nose was practically upon her glistening ass-cleavage. You should have seen how quickly he cringed away. We all erupted in loud laughter, but it didn't deter The Ass Avenger.
Finally, as we were leaving, Cheryl found the warmth in her heart to actually tell the ass bearer that we had spent the entire evening laughing at her ass. I wish I could tell you what look crossed her starry-eyed face......but I was too busy running away like a sissy.
In addition to seeing the couple I once dated and the forbidden girl-love, I saw an ass.
8 inches of stranger ass peaking out of the back of her pants. Seriously there were 4 inches of asscrack hanging out, the entire time this girl was eating. It was bad enough that she and her drunken friends were talking loudly of vomit in a nice restaurant. But for her poo-slot to be sharing the air with my food, in my line of sight while I tried to chew? Really people. Can't you tie a sweater around your waist?
The high point of the evening was when ass-girl decided she needed to stand up to whisper in the ear of the girl who had been sitting next to her. She positioned herself with her ass about 6 inches from Andy's face, and then bent at the waist. Mandy, Cheryl and I stopped talking and just stared, as the long seconds ticked by, with Andy unaware. Slowly, he turned his head to see what we were staring at. Suddenly, his nose was practically upon her glistening ass-cleavage. You should have seen how quickly he cringed away. We all erupted in loud laughter, but it didn't deter The Ass Avenger.
Finally, as we were leaving, Cheryl found the warmth in her heart to actually tell the ass bearer that we had spent the entire evening laughing at her ass. I wish I could tell you what look crossed her starry-eyed face......but I was too busy running away like a sissy.
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still it must have been really annoying to have to sit through that.
couple dating, now there a term that doesn't pop up often.