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My temporary stint as a temporary tattoo artist has ended. Now I can no longer spend my evenings lifting bronze breasts for a smooth line, showing off my quick and steady hand.

Tomorrow I rewrite a musical.

After that, rehearsals. Rewrites. Hunting for penes. Research. Writing. Composing. Applying. Auditioning. Stressing. Stressing. Stressing....

Wellness Tally:

# Meals Eaten Today: 1

# Hours in the Theatre: 6

# Times Today my Thesis Made Me Cry: 3

# Times I Almost Went Into Anaphilactic Shock: 2


# Laps I Would Like to Crawl Into: 1st Lap I see.


I am: tired, sick, cranky, lonely and bleeding.

I've decided that my friend and I are going to start a band.

It will be called Egg Heart Sperm. (Except that 'Heart' will be an actual heart-shape, not a spelled word. It's just important that you pronounce it 'heart,' not 'loves.')

And I think it will have to be a grunge band.

Girls can be so irritatingly cute sometimes. And boys can be so irritatingly warm.

Here is a girl in desperate need of a lap to crawl into. Or a belly to tear into.

I am a baby in search of a good womb.

Stayed in the theatre from 2:30 until 11:30, without leaving once. The sun can rise and set while you're in that building and you'd never see or feel it happening. It is a blackened hole.

My musical has a cast of one. Poor gilr will have to marry herself, give birth to herself, and violently rape herself in four part harmony. Forgive me for being...
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This would be the third time I've cried about my thesis.

Driving with my sister, we are saying something about a girl who jumped off a beautiful bridge downtown. My sister says that she couldn't die so violently, that she would have to take pills or something.

I say that if I were to kill myself, I would hang myself from inside the glass convention center towers, with a note that says, this is art. tacked...
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Dear World,

I am tired.
Can I sleep now?
Thank you.

Love,
Olsen

I've written a thesis. Doesn't that make you want to make out with me?

....I turned in the rough draft of my score. It is so sexy to see my music printed on two sides of the paper, as if it is a professional product. So Sexy.

It is as if the intangible thoughts in my head have been plucked mid-air, and transformed into something...
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Dear world I have promised to inspire,

Instead of writing you a musical tonight, I uploaded some pictures to my favourite porn site. This is almost the same thing, right?

Love always,
Olsen

I love my friends for loving me the way I love them and want to be loved.

A gift is not a thing you buy, but a beautiful idea, a love prank.

A gift is your creation, made on the sly, slid under the door, with a note, signed, Thesis Fairy.

I am so fried that I actually have to concentrate to remember that when you go to the bathroom, you have to wait and flush the toiliet after you pee.