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MELBOURNE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

I love the Melbx0r. It is so fine here. It is the best city in the world even if all our vegan places packed up. My sister, her husband, my brother, and his girlfriend came pick us up from the airport after the BEST FLIGHT EVER on Emirates (Air Jihad) - no seriously, it was the best flight ever, the food was AWESOME, not even good for aeroplane food but just really good in general, a nice spicy vegetable curry that they managed to swing for us at the last moment because I'd forgotten to ask for a non-dairy vege meal. They even had a nice antipasto dish and you could get as sauced as you like during the flight. They had the little screens in the back of the seats too.

I wonder if we are too late to start a business selling awesome el cheapo cool features to airlines. They NEED wireless on planes, they need to have on-demand video played from digital (it's all still tapes!?!?) and what I'd really love to see is a chatroom and multiplayer games for people on the plane. Wouldn't it be cool to frag that fucker in 24D? Or like, chat up that hot girl across the aisle? I think that would be so fucking cool.

Anyway, we ate at the Spud Bar and then at the Espresso Bar for breakfast (hmm, a trend develops?) and it was good. Now we are waiting for my folks to call so we can go meet them.

I miss Kyles and Jojo and Thomasio, but soon I will get to see Sawks!!!!

My fondest wish in the world is to be able to pay Kyla to just live near or with me. Do you know anyone that you would pay a salary to for them to just be near you?

I miss the world of SG, but it seems to be surviving without me. Hope everyone is as happy as I am right now.

PS: We went to Hobbiton!!!!!
PPS: Pix to follow!