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two more days of the parents, trying to convincce myself i can deal with this, i haven't spent this much time around them in something like ten years

i came to a new hate today, i'm not big on hate, i usually reserve it for things like rapists and that old broad from "murder she wrote" but grammer police, you can eat my ass, i've had it with you superior fucks, get a hobby, say what you want but you'll be able to read this entry and understand it just the same as if it was perfect english, i'm not composing a bill for congress, i'm writing a post on the internet, or sending an e-mail, get over yourselves. there's a time and a place for perfect writing just as there's a time and place for perfect spoken english, i don't use slang and prfanity in the work place (er, not around bosses), and i write perfectly when it's required, but right nw i'm drunk, i don't give a shit and i'm typing fast, so if you have a fucking problem with it stop at the first grammer mistake you find and read the fucking king james bible or something, this is the real world, shit ain't perfect

that is all

oh wait, hunter s. thompson died, that sucks, and this is pure fucking genious

http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html

"You want to cripple the bastard? Send him a 130-mph cafe-racer. And include some license plates, he'll think it's a streetbike. He's queer for anything fast."