I think I'm knocking on deaths door. I stayed home from work today. I can hardly move. Every fucking muscle in my body is aching. ohhhh woa is me. (Just kidding). But seriously I am so couch ridden it not funny. I need a body massage... or a tranquilizer. I can barely sit up to write this. I hope if this is my time , it comes quick. I know this is over dramatic but fuck it. 
get over it.