I'm so sick of fucking crack-head thieves!!! Some jack ass stole Carrie's bike from out yard. Not only that but it had a $100 kid's seat on the back. and they stole my kid's red wagon as well this week. I feel like baiting the fucker and beating them with a bat when they climb over the fence. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. That bike is a main mode of transportation for Carrie and my son. It was worth way more than a goddamn nicklebag of crack. I guess Carrie will be dragging the boy through the snow on foot for a while. 
goob:
That sucks big time. The bastards.
mandarin:
Hey, remember that time you were looking for a sitter? Seriously, I'm up for it if you ever need one! Keep me in mind!