oldgreeneyes

So. I'm going to a party tonight and everyone's supposed to wear a T-shirt with a saying on it. I'm just going to wear mine from nerve.com that says "Good writing is sexy" but, one of my buddies doesn't have a T-shirt with a saying on it so we were thinking of some to just Sharpie onto one.

Here's some you may or may not have heard before:

"When she looks good, it's time to go." (in reference to beer goggles, of course)

"Rehab is for quitters"

"Monogamy is a myth but, HIV is the truth" (I just made that up. It's funny to me only because I had a psychology prof that wrote a book titled The_Myth_of_Monogamy and however true that may or may not be to you, one benefit of monogamy is that of safe sex and being free of STDs. Sorry, it's the health professional in me.)

Oh! And another I made up, and I swear you'll really see this on a T-shirt sometime...

"I see dumb people"

I love that last one and the first the most. Do you have any that you can think of?

peace