olddognewtricks

Yeah, it's titty cancer awareness month and shit....and also you can declare if you are gay or lesbian or have penis and vagina....but please oh please, stop feeding it down my throat, fuck. srsly.

Poop

I seriously need a girlfriend. Having sex with random girls is plain dumb and boring. Any takers?

My butt hurts

So I am seeing MUSE next Wednesday, and thats enough to wet anyone's pecker.

Secondly, I've got a new dj gig for my birthday, and I am gonna be pulling a Bloody Beetroots Coup that night, so if you are in my area, get in touch with me if you want in.

Things...

Going to see MUSE live in about two weeks
The world still sucks
Beer is great
Tits are better
I still hate Glenn Beck
The Apocalypse is near, if you enjoy reading religious fairytales.



Also, go fucking add Ester

She's gonna have a set coming out soon. I've met her a few times in person, albeit drunk as fuck, but she was always pretty...
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WHAT THE FUCK SG?!!! Since when do you have a new URL? Suicidegirls.net

So I definitely need a female opinion on a few things. If one of you ladies can IM me at eezeeluckyfree on AIM and give me some perspective, I'd really appreciate it.

This song describes me rather well. You suffer for yourself and others and still can't get what you want, despite your sacrifices.

I am willing to bet no one on here knows shit about me! Not necessarily the worst thing in the world.