olddognewtricks

hey all you bastards and shitbags...

listen to the new shit by the white stripes or you have no taste in music.

Also, anyone wanna buy me a new subscription to this website? Contrary to popular belief, I've actually started making some friends from this website. Let's face it, most patrons here are a bit...cuckoo. Sure, we're all here for the naked bitches and general...
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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for. You never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid..

So the girl I like says she has time "for nothing" since she works "15 hours a day". I respect that, but I asked someone without a biase tonight about that and the said "thats bullshit". I guess I don't know what to say. Like I've said before, dating is arbitrary. All you have to to know is that she likes me and I like...
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I am betraying my gender by posting this.

mysterymethod.com

yes, it's real and it really works. va voom

Baby, did you forget to take your meds, because right now I can't recognize what you are, only what you have been. The stench of him is all over you, the smell of sex and blood thickening like a fog. Don't worry love, this scalpel has been trigonomically configured to cut out the golden ember within you.

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save
If they don't put me away
It'll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missing out?
That everything good is happening somewhere else
With nobody in your bed
The night is hard to get through

And I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone

Jesus...
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