olddognewtricks

By far one of my favorite songs evar: Listen/watch or get the fuck out of my profile page:




oh and for anyone wanting to instant message me, go ahead bro. I am gonna be taking a nap for the next few hours, but on aim is the best way to get a hold of me. Cheers.

-V

Hope everyone had their fill of regular beer with food coloring and got home safe and sound. I had an amazing night and met a pretty damn cool chick so we'll see where things go. Not being hungover FTW!

Well ladies and gents...another st. paddy's day has arrived, but I am broke as fuck, quitting your lousy marketing job will do that to you. Secondly, I am kinda bored, and when I get bored I like to get into this psychedelic of telling people to listen to random fucking music, and since I am the eternal romantic I shall have you listen to this:

I need a stiff drink, pronto.

Jesus Christ, Suicide Girls Managment...every time I try to start a group, you decline me. It's not as if I am creating a group for people to shove bottle rockets into their anal cavities. Fucking shit, you jerks.

Well, sons, daughters, mothers, motherfuckers, buttheads and jerkwads....I've got a bunch of new pics up for your viewing pleasure, or maybe your eyes will need to be thoroughly washed thereafter......in any case, you will demand MOAR...probably. "Myself" and "le dong" folders are the locations of said pics. Go and get em son. Lulz@le dong.

Jesus Christ on a bike. What a fucked up night. My friend bitched out on me, AGAIN for two nights in a row, so I was at the bar by myself. Well, I wasn't let that gonna stop me from making out with a buncha bitches and shit, but I am not there for that. To find a girl of substance, a bar does not...
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