olddognewtricks

I am the only zombie on this fucking website, MOTHERFUCKER. Pray to your Jesus, while Buddha eats Mary.

I could fuck until I drop

I TREAT YOU WRONG!


I don't mean to sound like I wanna fight
But the arguments I cause
Make it sound like I might
I've gotta prove my point
I've gotta show ya how you're wrong
Does the topic even matter?
Why's my throat getting sore?

Tonight I'm gonna touch your hand
And take back every word I've said
But not just yet, my hand...
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I am sick as a dog. I have a nasty cold. I don't know what it is, but I usually recover quickly, but this one feels nastier than usual.

Bush, The Great Hypocrite

Dude says he is concerned about Russia's invasion of Georgia. Is Russia really so much worse than America is in Iraq and Afghanistan...

Tuesday I get to meet a girl that I've been sort of talking to online over the past few weeks. I've been talking to her for two hours on the phone each night. Also, my best friend will be in town. I am getting lit up like a motherfucker that day.

Relationships! What to want out of them?

A lot of people these days jump in and out of relationships like a pilot out of a plane without a parachute. Truth be told, that was me a few years ago, not knowing what to do after being dumped by an ex, actually catching her cheating on me with a friend. It takes a lot of time...
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Forever Growing Centipedes:

The Faint have uploaded their new album to their myspace profile, and so far I am digging it.

myspace.com/thefaint

The Joker Pencil Trick is probably one of my favorite parts of the entire movie, so view this at your own discretion.

warner bros removed the first one, so heres a shittier version