olddognewtricks's SuicideGirls Blog

I am so fucking glad I stumbled upon this. Finally something I can sink my teeth into that doesn't bore me right away:

have you ever heard of the browser program called stumble upon (i think thats what it is)? it has kept me occupied for HOURS AND HOURS with some of the most ridiculous things (based on interests and preferences). most brilliant program ever.

May 10, 2009

freakmo:

I lurrve the knife

May 12, 2009

I am a motherfucker but I am also awesome. The two of those generally go hand in hand. I wonder if any of my friends on here actually give a shit and are going to respond. That'd be swell.

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cayleigh:

kinda late but I agree with the awesome part!

May 10, 2009

momozilla:

+1. i like to consider myself a fabulous cunt.

May 10, 2009

There's no time for fighting, any sex is personal

viking:

Physically personal, not necessarily emotionally personal.

Thanks for the comment on my Paintstorm set. Yay!

Apr 29, 2009

pennycandy:

Aw, thank you

You want to wait around eight years? haha, I'm going active, deployed 8 months every year.....so, you know, kind of sucky dating situation

May 2, 2009

Laura, won't give me some time
I've got to give myself on more chance
to be the man that I know I am..

Many of you know me for being a goofy ass motherfucker that drinks with the best of them and simply loves to be out and about without really worrying about shit that goes on around me. Most of the time I'll be even friendly with strangers that spill their shit on me while at the bar or accidentally bump into me, and even random girls...
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satsujin:

Ouch. I've never been there, but it certainly doesn't sound pleasant given your description. O_o

Apr 17, 2009

Please understand, this isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you. This is where the road crashed into the ocean. It rises all around me. And now we're barely breathing. A thousand faces we'll choose to ignore. Curse my enemies forever. Lets slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful.

1bruh:

+44!

Apr 13, 2009

atlea:

feels good to tell em where to stick it sometimes

Apr 14, 2009

I realize that I am one of those few motherfuckers in this planet that is destined to be alone for the rest of my life. I don't go for most chicks that show an interest in me, like the nightlife, but want a girlfriend. I am not the cheating type, rather the doting, loving type of guy that would rather stay in and watch a...
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rydell:

well I hear u there!

Apr 13, 2009

cayleigh:

don't worry I think the same thing about myself. I have accepted that I will be alone forever but if someone comes along and changes that then it will be a bonus!

Apr 13, 2009

The economy sucks, bills are piling up, alcohol isn't helping, we are all getting perpetually sicker and sicker, physically and mentally, yet we raise our glass to father time and thank him that we are alive. Fuck Yeah.

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