olddognewtricks

Jesus Christ on a bike. What a fucked up night. My friend bitched out on me, AGAIN for two nights in a row, so I was at the bar by myself. Well, I wasn't let that gonna stop me from making out with a buncha bitches and shit, but I am not there for that. To find a girl of substance, a bar does not a good meeting place make. I'd rather find one at school or perhaps and the elevator, minus the Axe commercial. Oh well, to dull my boredom and lack of womenz, I've decided to dedicate this to YOU, the SG reader and visitor. The best song in the history of the human existence.