I need a motherfucking girlfriend. Yeah dude, I am asking for volunteers on the internetz. This is srs bzns. I don't care if you dislike it. Willing to travel seven seas for the right bitch. Haha. I am such a smooth talker.
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olddognewtricks:
I am a real American...fight for the right of every man...
perfectequation:
You had me at "right bitch". Bahahaha 