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olddognewtricks

Milwaukee, WI

Member Since 2006

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Tuesday Sep 19, 2006

Sep 19, 2006
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Because I am a tool, this is a girlfriend application.

Fill it out or die, asswipe!


Basics:

Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:

1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke?
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?


What Would You do if...

I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I wanted to have sex with you:
I touched your ass:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:


What Do You Think Of My...

Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:


Would You...

Cuddle with me:
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:


W0ULD Y0U...

[] cuddle with me?
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your parents?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere


D0 Y0U...

[] think im cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?


ARE WE...

[] aquintences?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?


AM i...

[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] intersting to talk to?
[] gangster?


HAVE Y0U EVER...

[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished i were there?


ARE Y0U...

[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin bout me?

rowe:
Wow! You ARE alive! Love the new profile pic! wink

And...JESUS CHRIST THAT IS LONG!
So, for those of us who aren't single and aren't applicable to apply --- are we still asswhipes? *LoL*

BtW, check out my blog -- I want you opinion! kiss
Sep 19, 2006

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