olddognewtricks

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for. You never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid..

So the girl I like says she has time "for nothing" since she works "15 hours a day". I respect that, but I asked someone without a biase tonight about that and the said "thats bullshit". I guess I don't know what to say. Like I've said before, dating is arbitrary. All you have to to know is that she likes me and I like...
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I am betraying my gender by posting this.

mysterymethod.com

yes, it's real and it really works. va voom

Baby, did you forget to take your meds, because right now I can't recognize what you are, only what you have been. The stench of him is all over you, the smell of sex and blood thickening like a fog. Don't worry love, this scalpel has been trigonomically configured to cut out the golden ember within you.

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save
If they don't put me away
It'll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missing out?
That everything good is happening somewhere else
With nobody in your bed
The night is hard to get through

And I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone

Jesus...
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Relationships are quite the same thing as being bitten by a rattlesnake and hoping to survive without anti-venom. The problem however is no matter motherufucking insightful we try to be and no matter how considerate we are of another person's feelings, they will find a way of cutting us down no matter how little or minscule the problem may be, we still find some way...
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=24419226

add me as a friend before I disappear. I promise that I am a heck of a lot more sociable and good to talk to then on this website, as I feel like just another patron of sexuality and arousal here.

In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed-
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.

Ah! what is not a dream by day
To him whose eyes are cast
On things around him with a ray
Turned back upon the past?

That holy dream- that holy dream,
While all the world were chiding,
Hath cheered me...
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I'm not going to lie to you...there is a really good chance I am already drunk at 12 PM and going to masturbate furiously.