olddognewtricks

I need a stiff drink, pronto.

Jesus Christ, Suicide Girls Managment...every time I try to start a group, you decline me. It's not as if I am creating a group for people to shove bottle rockets into their anal cavities. Fucking shit, you jerks.

Well, sons, daughters, mothers, motherfuckers, buttheads and jerkwads....I've got a bunch of new pics up for your viewing pleasure, or maybe your eyes will need to be thoroughly washed thereafter......in any case, you will demand MOAR...probably. "Myself" and "le dong" folders are the locations of said pics. Go and get em son. Lulz@le dong.

Jesus Christ on a bike. What a fucked up night. My friend bitched out on me, AGAIN for two nights in a row, so I was at the bar by myself. Well, I wasn't let that gonna stop me from making out with a buncha bitches and shit, but I am not there for that. To find a girl of substance, a bar does not...
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I need a motherfucking girlfriend. Yeah dude, I am asking for volunteers on the internetz. This is srs bzns. I don't care if you dislike it. Willing to travel seven seas for the right bitch. Haha. I am such a smooth talker.

New pics kids, under my "myself" section of the pics. Go and leave me some love like you'd do on fuckspace.

you are a fuck, if you don't watch this motherfucking video

well, I figured I'd post a song that's really stuck in my fucking head. I really, really like it, and I'm not even a big fan of his:



Here are a few pics from last night's concert: My friend's band, Comasoft played at this place that's hardly bigger than my bathroom, but they rocked it.

and no, I am not going to shave my fucking...
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