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Tuesday Sep 14, 2004

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Hurricanes really piss me off. I hope Ivan just keeps on heading away from me, 'cause if I lose my 'net, I'm going to be less than a happy camper.

My new dog is a fucking psycho, but I love her anyway. She loves to jump on people, and I can't count the number of times she's kicked my right in the nuts in the process. And not the way you think, not from right beside me, no, that wouldn't hurt bad enough. She wants to run at me full speed from 50 feet away and slam both paws into my large sensitive balls at full tilt. Maybe she knows we're going to have to get her spayed, so she's trying to make sure I don't have kids either.

Pokemon is brain crack, you play it once and if you like it, you're hooked for life. I'm now going through Pokemon Leaf Green, all while I still have Ruby unbeaten. I'm gonna transfer some of my Pokemon off that one onto Leaf once I get the right badge to let me control them.
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Hey Im starting a LARP group on SG, so PLEASE join when its up!!
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