oisin

Guff. Guff. Guff.

I changed my profile pic to my old passport photograph. It always got laughs at the airport and surpirsingly only one cavity search. Man look at how much hair I have there.

So I think I might have some gainful employment by next week. That will be good because that mean I will have money. With money I can get a car and drive places.

List of things I want...

A car.
More hair.
An off switch for my older brother.
An ejector bed.
A computer that talks to me.
Tickets to the electric picnic.
A vintage acid collection.
A poached pear.
A bottle of Andre Brunel Chateauneuf du Pape 2002.
A cuban cigar.
A tiny pet dragon that hugs my face called Burny.
Jim to fix that for me.

Can any one teach me to dance?

Oisin.