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Congratulations?

Your new job is for the good of the econonmy (cough)

And thank you! My best friend Sommer is getting married. Her wedding dress is beautiful.

Fuckin' A.

Nice lady. Is New York treating you well still? Run any more roommates out? How about the hot one? WTF-bomb is going on? I totally know you're too busy for SG land, but DAMN.

maybe if she had a bouffant and a matching purse it wouldn't look so tremendously horrible, and then she could be made fun of for her lack of a calendar.

Really? A GOOD IDEA? H I M? Hahahahahaha

You link me to a Valtrex commercial?
Are you trying to tell me something? Hmmmm?



Watching her irks me because I can never figure out who the hell she reminds me of ... it's been driving me crazy for weeks.

jar for me, wasn't as difficult as I thought it was going to be.

it was 5 am. I had to pee. Roommate was in the bathroom. I REALLY had to pee. I had a jar on my room because sometimes I drink from spaghetti jar. I don't know, I'm ghetto. It was really a last resort. I was DYING. I kept considering it but then thinking "no, cause then I'll have a freaking jar of pee in my room. I can just hold it a little longer, the shower will turn off and I can knock the door and use the toilet."

I couldn't.

It's a mess out there. I love how Chris Matthews called them out, then pulled out the book. Some silliness is just too much.

My friend wrote this blog entry that made me very hopeful in a very scary season. Check it out.

crap. I want to get a bikini wax... but just for the hard to reach places.

I always forget which of my SG friends are in NY. I'm pretty shit at coordinating these things. nexttt timmmee!

i am a perv, but you prompted it.

Look at you, going places!!!

JEALOUS!!!

How's the rescue kitty doing?

I see why this is hilarious! I just love it!

It didn't impart a single lesson that I didn't already know.

i know how you feel, but i am pretty much willing to bet you are probably one of the few people that don't EVER suck.

i don't know what happened but if someone made you feel like this, they are 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.

What time did YOU get your text message?

How's life in the big city? What's the latest on the construction? Are you still thinking about doing that article we had spoken about before your big adventure? I'd love to see what you had in mind.

Made me a happy camper. You hear brother Joe speak tomight?

WOOOHOOOO!

And you should go see Hair. I hear the lines are crazy, but a chance to see it free in Central Park? Who could pass that up?