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Hey ohno,

Here's what's new in the world of SuicideGirls, real quick: Our Burlesque tour is opening for Guns N Roses, some of the original SuicideGirls starred in an episode of CSI NY and Showtime is airing our newest movie, The Italian Villa.

SUMMARY: We have been having a lot of fun without you.

But something's been missing. That's right, we miss you. Seriously. Come give us another try. We'll make you a special price. Yeah, you read that right. Special. Price.

$29 for a whole year of access to SuicideGirls. That's seven cents a day. This offer is only to reactivate your old account and is only available through this email yadda yadda yadda...