in the year 2809, i stumbled upon a
remarkable archaeological find,
the ancient book of laws
which saved our world from the ill effects of pron
i read the now famous phrase from the
original text that all the appropriate people signed.
and every image of a citizen
should not have certain unpleasant
characteristics
tears came
immediately to my eyes,
for i knew that what it said was holy.
the characteristics that you
and that pictures of you are allowed to have will be decided
wisely by your congressional
representative.
how wise and noble these congressional representatives must have been
to have conceived of such perfect words.
i continued crying due to joyfulness.
since citizens are largely incapable of knowing
what is best and have so much trouble
understanding which forms of behavior are goodly,
we the congress of the united states of america will restrict their
freedom to move accordingly.
how inarguably appropriate!!!! truly, the world was saved
by these wise and honest men of congress, who in their time
were mocked for being overly
afraid of bondage.
congress doesn't want people to consensually restrict each others movement. .
in order to do this, congress passes a law that restricts the peoples
ability to engage in certain types of movement.
the bondage activity was consensual
the law on the other hand is coercive, and is intended
to force people to behave
in more aesthetically pleasing ways.
we must not struggle against
these strong bondage law of congress
remember that father congress loves us.
father congress protects us
from the ill effects of consensual play
and woe to those who look upon still images
of adults in lustful ways.
remarkable archaeological find,
the ancient book of laws
which saved our world from the ill effects of pron
i read the now famous phrase from the
original text that all the appropriate people signed.
and every image of a citizen
should not have certain unpleasant
characteristics
tears came
immediately to my eyes,
for i knew that what it said was holy.
the characteristics that you
and that pictures of you are allowed to have will be decided
wisely by your congressional
representative.
how wise and noble these congressional representatives must have been
to have conceived of such perfect words.
i continued crying due to joyfulness.
since citizens are largely incapable of knowing
what is best and have so much trouble
understanding which forms of behavior are goodly,
we the congress of the united states of america will restrict their
freedom to move accordingly.
how inarguably appropriate!!!! truly, the world was saved
by these wise and honest men of congress, who in their time
were mocked for being overly
afraid of bondage.
congress doesn't want people to consensually restrict each others movement. .
in order to do this, congress passes a law that restricts the peoples
ability to engage in certain types of movement.
the bondage activity was consensual
the law on the other hand is coercive, and is intended
to force people to behave
in more aesthetically pleasing ways.
we must not struggle against
these strong bondage law of congress
remember that father congress loves us.
father congress protects us
from the ill effects of consensual play
and woe to those who look upon still images
of adults in lustful ways.