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The Revolutionary Soul of a Revolutionary Man: Dipshit Jones.
* a rough experiment in sarcasm

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps folks.
Cause Dipshit Jones says it's good
Advice to do so. "Yee-haw"

And if you don't believe in what he suggests
Just bend over like a good son
(he's got the gospel in his semen).

Dipshit Jones's miracle cure will shock you with its simplicity
Just take off your pants, stick out your ass
Grab onto your boots and pull on those straps.

Did it work?
Are you healed?
Did his simple-mindedness save the world?

No? Well, damn that's right peculiar
I guess God doesn't love you. But guess what now?
There's a bridge you can jump off, right around the corner.

Thanks, Dipshit Jones for showing me the way.
Your tough-hate philsophy
Has done absolutely nothing for me once again.

My pleasure he says. For I get off on chastising
Other people who have problems that are
Different than my own.

Grace through Chastisement.
It's the religious, and secular, miracle cure
For anything that ails you.

The crowd exclaims in unison.
Thanks for coming on our faces
Dipshit Jones. Yeah!