Insurgent adj. 1. Rising in revolt against established authority, especially a government. 2. Rebelling against the leadership of a political party. n. One who is insurgent.
I tend to click away from news article that use the word insurgent. Is it too much to ask that people be referred to as human beings. Yes. After all they failed to submit to our will. The bastards. And probably they deserved to be punished for their rebelliousness. Insurgents should be punished for their willful disobedience. Rebelling against established authority is a crime punishable by immediate execution using the missile method. People are duly upset about death by decapitation. Thank god. But they are not as upset about execution of brown people by missiles. It seems like a missile attack is pretty bad too. In fact. All executions are bad. The executed people and their families dont like it much. Both sides use the same argument. You did it first, so now the blood on our hands bounces off us, and sticks to you. Its like America is the wife-beater husband and the insurgents are the wife. Why do you make me hurt you. Why wont you respect my authority to rule you. If the tables were turned, the insurgents would probably do the same though. Secular capitalists living alongside muslim fundamentalists. Its the odd couple. Its hilarious. Yeah no. Its a fucking disaster movie, but just wait cause George is going to magically transform into a Shangrila with his optimism. Its easy for him. It will totally work because of the reason. Shhh. The reason is that George Bush is following the will of God. Yes. Its a secret. Shhh. God loves George the most of all and He doesnt like the muslims very much. He thinks they are an inferior race that whenever attacked should be referred to as the insurgents. They hate freedom, which is why they want to self-rule. In order to promote lack of freedom to govern themselves. Or something. The U.S. Government knows whats best for Iraq. We do know. We know whats best for everyone. And when we make a horrible mistake, its just proof that there was nothing else we could have done. But shhh. It was a secular war. It is a secular occupation. We occupy because we love helping. Shhh. Were theyre daddy nation. We will teach them how to live like we do. Were not racist though. Were just secular capitalists spreading the good news about democracy to our insurgent backwards children. Thats not racist because of the reason. Shhh. American culture is better. We will subdue the savages because to leave them to their wicked savage ways would be a worser crime by far. Remember, George Bush is the spiritual leader of the world. He will save us from the people weve destroyed. God changed his heart. Totally changed it, so when he speaks in short and simple sentences followed always by extended pauses, we should fill in the gaps and hope optimistically that hell magically be right. God bless america and god bless the secular occupation of Iraq. And God bless all the billions of dollars that weve spent.
I tend to click away from news article that use the word insurgent. Is it too much to ask that people be referred to as human beings. Yes. After all they failed to submit to our will. The bastards. And probably they deserved to be punished for their rebelliousness. Insurgents should be punished for their willful disobedience. Rebelling against established authority is a crime punishable by immediate execution using the missile method. People are duly upset about death by decapitation. Thank god. But they are not as upset about execution of brown people by missiles. It seems like a missile attack is pretty bad too. In fact. All executions are bad. The executed people and their families dont like it much. Both sides use the same argument. You did it first, so now the blood on our hands bounces off us, and sticks to you. Its like America is the wife-beater husband and the insurgents are the wife. Why do you make me hurt you. Why wont you respect my authority to rule you. If the tables were turned, the insurgents would probably do the same though. Secular capitalists living alongside muslim fundamentalists. Its the odd couple. Its hilarious. Yeah no. Its a fucking disaster movie, but just wait cause George is going to magically transform into a Shangrila with his optimism. Its easy for him. It will totally work because of the reason. Shhh. The reason is that George Bush is following the will of God. Yes. Its a secret. Shhh. God loves George the most of all and He doesnt like the muslims very much. He thinks they are an inferior race that whenever attacked should be referred to as the insurgents. They hate freedom, which is why they want to self-rule. In order to promote lack of freedom to govern themselves. Or something. The U.S. Government knows whats best for Iraq. We do know. We know whats best for everyone. And when we make a horrible mistake, its just proof that there was nothing else we could have done. But shhh. It was a secular war. It is a secular occupation. We occupy because we love helping. Shhh. Were theyre daddy nation. We will teach them how to live like we do. Were not racist though. Were just secular capitalists spreading the good news about democracy to our insurgent backwards children. Thats not racist because of the reason. Shhh. American culture is better. We will subdue the savages because to leave them to their wicked savage ways would be a worser crime by far. Remember, George Bush is the spiritual leader of the world. He will save us from the people weve destroyed. God changed his heart. Totally changed it, so when he speaks in short and simple sentences followed always by extended pauses, we should fill in the gaps and hope optimistically that hell magically be right. God bless america and god bless the secular occupation of Iraq. And God bless all the billions of dollars that weve spent.