og_stinger

Shit, my left ear stopped working about a month ago for about 10 minutes, I was listening to Orange Goblin really load and all of the sudden the left side of my earphones stopped working... until I placed it on my right and it was working fine... back on my left, nothing. So I stick my finger in my ear and it's making this smacking noise, like water or something is in there. I thinking to myself Oh-Oh.
So I stick some tissue in my ear and pull out blood and puss, now I'm really going Oh-Fuck.

So I go to the emergicare shit box down the street and he gives me antibiotics and refers me to a real ear doctor whom I've seen over the years, well finally I go to see him, a month later, that's how long it took me to get in this guys door, he tells me my ear is still fucked, sucks some puss out of it and gives me a prescription for some ear drops and tells me my Surfers Ear is worse than it was the last time I saw him.

Left ear 90% closed, Right ear 95% closed. So I'm kinda fucked because I really love load music ya know, so I turn it up but the loader it gets the worse my hearing gets so I keep turning it up. Doctor says I should get my ears chiseled. I have a few friends that have done it so I seriously thinking about it.

Oh well, I better start learning sign language, thanks for listening to my crap.