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Brook Park, Ohio

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Well its the start of a new week. The weekend was quite interesting for me. Saturday was band practice then after that I went to get the new Legend of Zelda: OOT 3DS. (im a huge nerd if anyone reads this at all). At about 1AM I get a call from my buddy to come next door to drink (mistake #1). 2 beers later I was bored and not wanting to drink (just didnt feel up to it), so I went to sit on my porch alone and enjoy the night (mistake #2). Suddenly my buddy gets his sober brother to drive him to Rally's and I refused to go. (Mistake #3). They leave and my sister and her friends show up asking me to move my car so they could pick up her friends drunk sister. I was annoyed as all hell so I wasnt moving it and I wasnt letting any of the drunkards move it either. (mistake #4). My buddy gets back from Rally's and finds out that I wont move my car. After my sisters friend discribes her sister as a "slut with huge tits and pierced nipples", he goes on a rampage thinking he is going to get laid by this girl. (mistake #5). He storms off and I, the moron I am, decide to yell out that he is retarded....and a pussy.....and a baby, because he wont shut the fuck up and talk to me like a damn civil human. (mistakes #6 and #7). So he charges me and hits me a few times, I choke him and he jacks me in the face. I stop the fight out of shock. It wasnt even painful, but he split my lip open. About an hour of fuming, we both calm down and apologize cuz we are real fuckin men! Ha jk, weve just been friends since we were like 4 so its hard to stay mad at eachother. Well I end up bandaging my lip and going to bed. Sunday, I wake up at about 3pm and decide I need stitches, so off to Urgicare where I wait four fucking hours to get four fucking stitches. Unnecessary time to wait? I think so. And now my lip hurts like a bitch and im at work at 7 am. Life goes on even when you are in pain. Have a good day everyone! I know I will have an interesting one!

Dan

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