Today is my first blog and is also the day that i got totally owned by a car backing out of their driveway while i walking my cat. yes, thats right, my cat. he's a fat slut so today i decided he needs to be forced to exercise every other day otherwise he'll probably have a cat-sized heart attack. and don't i look awesome walking on the footpath with a fat retarded-looking cat on a leash. it's pretty fucken hilarious.
so the point was that i got hit by a car and now i have a fuck-off massive bruise on my leg which makes me look like sexy white trash who's been beaten by her rugged yet totally bogan husband or some shit. its fucked up.
Oh I saw Suffocation on tuesday night, that blew my brains out, totally fuckin sick. my neck hurts like a slut from milling so much. hella good.
I really don't have anything of interest to share with world today so perhaps i'll leave it at that.
so the point was that i got hit by a car and now i have a fuck-off massive bruise on my leg which makes me look like sexy white trash who's been beaten by her rugged yet totally bogan husband or some shit. its fucked up.
Oh I saw Suffocation on tuesday night, that blew my brains out, totally fuckin sick. my neck hurts like a slut from milling so much. hella good.
I really don't have anything of interest to share with world today so perhaps i'll leave it at that.